Adam Sandler - Crazy Love Tabs

Crazy Love
           Adam Sandler
Transcribed by Ryan LaBuda
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You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot
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And all my conversations are being recorded
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And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me
      A                                   D                    E
And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago Ha-Ha-Ha
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And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road
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Then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player 
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And you don't have a problem with when I follow people I never met before 
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And force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tatooed on my back 
It's very pretty baby
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Well you must've been sent from above
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You're all that I can think of 
       A                    E
You're just as psychotic as me 
     A
My crazy love
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Well it never ever bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed everynight
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And I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep 
Blah bloo blah bloo bloo Thank You
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And you don't make fun of me cause I still make out with my stepfather
      A                               D                    E
And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years 
I believe you sugar pie
           A                D
'Cause our love is right on track 
    A                      D
I'm yours You're mine it's fact
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Don't forget to take your Prozac
      A
My crazy love
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Yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there
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Three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear
I didn't care
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Babe I know I never had a job 'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people 
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'Cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information
They can't fool you sweetheart
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And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house to the
ground
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But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and questioned you
I ain't no fink dollface
          A              D
'Cause we know that it's true 
  A               D
Only I could love you
   A                 E
We both eat with our hands 
         A
My crazy love
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My crazy, crazy love
Spoken:
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Oh I wish everyone was dead except for you, baby
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Oh I feel the same way
                     E
Would you throw some macaroni on me 
Oh yeah, sure here you go